velosapien's Blog

I don't know about you, but when I get out-of-the-blue friend requests on Facebook from extremely attractive women that I don't know, my suspicion is instantly aroused.

Part of me wants to believe that incredibly beautiful women with perfect bodies are so overwhelmed by my sexiness that they "just have to be friends with me this instant". But another, irritating, more rational part of me says the when something appears too good to be true, it probably isn't.

My guess it this kind of request is the work of spammers and scam artists who merely want to illicit personal information from you so they can use it for their own devious purposes.

Even though I know this is the case, I do still get all excited for a moment. And then logic kicks in...

Of course, I could be wrong. Perhaps there are hordes of swimsuit models out there wondering what's wrong with them, and why I am ignoring their friend requests. But somehow I doubt it.

There's nothing that irritates me more than PDA between two members of a boy-friend-girlfriend-couple-relationship in front of a bunch of internet strangers.

If you've ever been on a forum or whatnot and had to watch two people post about their dinner plans or their plans for sex later that evening etc etc, you know what I'm talking about.

No one on the internet should be subjected to cutesy pet names in broad weblight. The terms "cuddlemuffin" and "lovebucket" should be reserved for the privacy of your own home. Or trailer or tee-pee or whatever your personal situation is.

And I should not have to listen to what you're going to do to each other after work (unless it's bizarre and slightly disturbing, but that kind of couple are almost never into that).

I don't suck face with anyone in the supermarket check out and I'll thank you not to pour mushiness all over my browser.

*rant off*